|The Bears' Christmas|
|Author/s||Stan and Jan Berenstain|
Congratulations. You have discovered our coverup. At this very moment we are planning a revolution against the great and powerful, the omnipotent, His Eminence and Excellency King TooTall Grizzly. For years we have been forced to put up with Too-Tall's genocides and lack of honey, but no longer! Tonight, my friends, we rise up against the tyrrany. Tonight, we fight. Tonight, we stand up for our rights, under the leadership of Papa Bear and Ranna (formerly known as Honey Bear) and regain control of the kingdom! You think we are kidding. They all do. They all DID. Once.